Having been unable to complete the aforementioned obstacle courses, I have begun to accept life as a primape. Fortunately, being enclosed in spherical plastic does not prevent one from handling a baseball bat. I went to the baseball stadium! My rival team was still in diapers (literally), but they beat me out in a three inning game.

This is difficult.... but not as difficult (or as much fun) as the time I was transformed into a minature monkey and placed in a miniature plastic ball and I had to roll around through ridiculous and demented obstacle courses to regain my human form.